START TIME 9:30AM
Sunday, 2nd March 2025
We've All Gone Completely Loopy
Still road works out Waharoa way this week, so we've pulled an old favourite from the archives. The description won't make much sense since they made me change the names of the groups, but I checked, and found that I just don't care. I prefer a good pun to an understandable description. Basically just choose a distance and shake your Paratushy out into the hills. The Ones do the Paratu loop twice. I'm not sure if that qualifies as the Paratutu Loop, but anyway it's Paratu too for the Twos, once (or, as the kids these days would say - it's Para2 2 4 da 2z, x1). The Threes and Fours can just sit back at the top of their Henry Watson Loop and watch the Ones and Twos circling the drain. We'll then all meet at RH to discuss why cyclists travel anticlockwise in the Southern Hemisphere and what exactly is blocking Theo's plug-hole
Route 1
Start Matamata Primary School flagpole, L Broadway, (straight through roundabout with care) S Peria, R Gunn, S Landsdowne, L Morrinsville-Walton, L Piakoiti, S Henry Watson, L Matai, R Station and home to Robert Harris (Approx. 33km).
Route 2
Start Matamata Primary School flagpole, L Broadway, (straight through roundabout with care) S Peria, L Smith, R Sheffield, R Station, R Matai, R Peria, L Gunn, S Landsdowne, L Morrinsville-Walton, L Piakoiti, S Henry Watson, L Matai, R Peria and home to Robert Harris (Approx. 44km).
Route 3
Start Matamata Primary School flagpole, L Broadway, (straight through roundabout with care) S Peria, L Smith, R Sheffield, R Station, R Matai, R Peria, L Gunn, S Landsdowne, L Morrinsville-Walton, L Paratu, R Paratu West, R Paratu, L Piakonui, R Piakoiti, S Henry Watson, L Matai, R Peria, and home to Robert Harris (Approx. 52km).
Route 4
Start Matamata Primary School flagpole, L Broadway, (straight through roundabout with care) S Peria, L Smith, R Sheffield, R Station, R Matai, R Peria, L Gunn, S Landsdowne, L Morrinsville-Walton, L Paratu, R Paratu West, L Paratu, L Paratu West (a second loop of Paratu Rd), R Paratu, L Piakonui, R Piakoiti, S Henry Watson, L Matai, R Peria, and home to Robert Harris (Approx. 59km).
Tail End Charlie this week - TBD on the day
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